Beauty In Scars, Dreams In Stars

My mind is a mess, and these are the things I've stumbled across as I've began to clean.

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via actlikenooneiswatching)

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via actlikenooneiswatching)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via actlikenooneiswatching)

dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

(via hisgirlfornow)

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

(via jaredsasquatch)

theghostofyourliess:

(Source: celaborn, via jaredsasquatch)

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